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Jan 22nd, 2021, Trump is relaxing at his Mar-a-Lago home with his wife when the phone rings. -
Melania answers and the caller says “May I speak to the President please?” She replies “My husband is no longer President” and hangs up the phone.
Next day, same thing.
Day after that, same thing.
On the fourth day she says “I keep telling you my husband is not the President anymore!” and the caller says “Yes ma’am, I simply cannot hear it enough.”
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A maid decided it was time to demand a raise, so she went directly to the Lady of the house’s private study -
Maid: “I’d like a raise.”
Mrs. Smith:"Why do you think you deserve a raise?
Maid:“Three reasons. First, I can cook better than you.”
Mrs. Smith:“Who told you that?”
Maid:“Your husband. Second, I clean better than you.”
Mrs. Smith:“Who told you that?”
Maid:“Your husband.Third, I’m better in bed than you are.”
Mrs. Smith:“I suppose my husband said that too?”
Maid:“No, the gardener.”
Mrs. Smith:“How much do you want?”
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. -
A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that Tom must have experienced.
“Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom’s scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”
Again the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord Tom is out of the hospital, and the doctors say that with time his scrotum should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said “I’m Tom.” The entire congregation held its breath..
“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”
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Me: My name is Matt, and I’m an alcoholic. -
AAA: This is AAA, not AA.
Me: Yeah, I was just explaining how my car got in the lake.
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Teacher to Student T: “Use the word ‘centimeter’ in a sentence” -
S: ‟My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter”
T: ‟No, no, that‘s ‘Sent to meet her‘. Okay, try another one. Use ‘contagious‘ in a sentence please”
S: ‟I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!”
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